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tastefullyoffensive:

[gemmacorrell]

officialunitedstates:

put one of those robot vacuums on a drone and we can clean up the ozone layer

tastefullyoffensive:

What Your Graphic Tee Says About You (more) [collegehumor]

Previously: 'Fun vs. Effort' Graph for Pets

sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

(Source: holmesno, via higherthanyew)

johnnieblaze14me:

Kitten

"Falling in love with yourself first doesn’t make you vain or selfish, it makes you indestructible."

- Things I’ll teach my children (via infl4ted)

(via ishsweeney)

gastrogirl:

chocolate chip cookie bites.

lildrunk:

i need kisses and attention and alcohol

(via manic-kin)

(Source: jameskirked, via piggymintz)